The Great Pyramids of Giza, as you’ve never seen them before — at the edge of a sprawling metropolis and the vast desert.
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.
the only reason i’d exercise
I’d get very very thin
#cutie#I just like imagining the nazgul rider reaching up and scratching the fellbeast’s belly and saying in an ominous hissing voice#WHO. ISSSS. A. GOOD. BAHHHHHOOOYYY.#and the fellbeast thumping its tail on the ground such that one of the less structurally sound ruins collapses#god I want a fellbeast to chill with on the ruins of a recently-conquered city