whitehouse:

President Obama at his final White House Correspondents’ Dinner:

“Michelle hasn’t aged a day.  The only way you can date her in photos is by looking at me.

Here we are in 2009.

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Here we are a few years later.

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And this one is from two weeks ago.”

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Check out President Obama’s full remarks here.

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  • what i had to do today: lots of stuff
  • what i did today: nothing
  • how i feel: guilty
  • does this feeling make me wanna do something: no

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catshaming:
“ elegantpaws:
“ unclefather:
“ A goddess
”
Decadent
”
this was me on the weekend.
”

catshaming:

elegantpaws:

unclefather:

A goddess

Decadent

this was me on the weekend.

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ladynorbert:

hpandcarbs:

Molly and Arthur Weasley raised seven kids on one government salary.

Molly and Arthur Weasley raised those seven children to be courageous and loyal and kind.

Molly and Arthur Weasley were purebloods who made it a point to be known as “the biggest blood traitors there are”.

Molly and Arthur Weasley raised Fred and George during their accidental magic stages without letting the house burn down.

Molly and Arthur Weasley treated Harry as their own child, not because of his fame, but because he was Ron’s friend and he was in desperate need of a family.

Molly and Arthur Weasley made sure that everyone who entered their home felt loved and cared for and well fed.

Molly and Arthur Weasley won money and spent it on a family trip to see their son and help their daughter out of the depression she was sinking into.

Molly and Arthur Weasley sent Easter eggs and Christmas sweaters and fudge to their children while making sure to include enough for friends.

Molly and Arthur Weasley went out of their way to secure two tickets to the Quidditch World Cup on top of the eight for their own family, just to ensure that Hermione and Harry were included.

Molly and Arthur Weasley warned Harry about Sirius Black and tried to keep him with them after Voldemort’s return and tried to shield him from Order business because they remembered how young he was, how utterly unfair it was for the world to expect so much from him.

Molly and Arthur Weasley are so damn important.

Arthur Weasley was supposed to die and JK Rowling couldn’t bring herself to kill him because he was the only living example in the entire series of a good father.

Molly Weasley made Harry eat third helpings of every meal, despite how difficult it may have been for their family just to put food on the table, because she knew that his guardians often deprived him of meals as punishment.

Molly and Arthur Weasley ARE DAMN IMPORTANT.

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wheelchair-warrior:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

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blogfrenzy:
“ dimetrodone:
“ skeletim:
“ scientificperfection:
“ kittiesinthemorning:
“ I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard
”
WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK
”
when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢...

blogfrenzy:

dimetrodone:

skeletim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

The lemlom

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Originally posted by papa-dank

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lalalalane:

queersailorscout:

sad-butsassy:

lieucifer:

the only girls that look cute with short hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

the only girls that look cute with long hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

The only girls that look cute:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

Glad we settled this

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